Hamsade recommendations for hijab!

After Keihan newspaper and its responsible director repeatedly emphasized that the women who discovered the headscarf are a very small minority, now they themselves admit that this is not the case. And that's why they have warned the members of the parliament not to sell their religion and world to get some votes and withdraw from the hijab compulsion! Naturally, if cosmologists still considered the scarf discoverers to be an insignificant minority, there would be absolutely no need for such a warning. Because for the vote of a small number of people who usually do not vote, no representative, especially of the revolutionary type, will be tempted to sell his religion and world.

After this new stance of Kahan, one of the "Hamsadehs" secretly wrote a paper and gave instructions on how to solve the hijab problem. Which I was not unaware of by accident. He wrote:
"In my opinion, Kaihan's brothers are right. Hijab cannot be solved by admonishing and issuing decrees such as euthanasia and referring to a psychologist, and so on. In the first step, the leaders, the commanders, and the officers should each take a loan, and this is the case. Pick the blankets from the bottom in the squares and fields.

Because they are certainly not ashamed of having their hair cut off, they should be given heavy prison terms. But because there is no room in the prisons, a large camp should be built in the middle of the central desert and another one in the middle of the Lut desert and these prisoners should be transferred there. But because the government does not have the budget to give food and water to these free-spirited free-suckers, they must be condemned to hard work so that they both earn their own money and benefit us. It is better to force them to dig a deep channel in the middle of the desert to connect the Persian Gulf and the Oman Sea to the Caspian Sea so that the Russian brothers no longer have to use the Black Sea and can load their ships towards the United Emirates. In this way, our sovereignty over the three islands is also established.

But I don't know that these bodybuilding cut wigs will work so easily. Therefore, it is necessary to give a whip to the hand of each of the officers of the camp, so that whenever one of these cut hairs disobeys, they will make the tension so bloody and dirty that the mark of the wound will be remembered on his back forever. But again, I think it is unlikely that these white-eyed people will stop playing. I think it is necessary to build a dungeon in the camp so that these bastards can be hung by the hair of their heads, and if they still don't become human and don't come to the right path, after a few days, they will be shot so that the world will be cleansed of their filth!"

At the end, he added:
"Are you laughing? Now we will see that there is no other way to force women to wear the hijab except to increase their punishment step by step, and finally, there will be no other solution other than to torture and kill them in the same way as I wrote."

Ahmad Zaidabadi